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Somebody Date Us

May 2019

Zombie-ing, Bagpiping, Stashing, Oh My!

They’re back! This week, Asal, Carley, and Lauren are educating y'all on the words you need to know if you’re dating in the 21st century. In their exploration of terms they had never heard before, they may have discovered that maybe they aren’t considered “cool” or “young” anymore after all. What does benching, zombie-ing, and stashing mean? They are doing the learning for you, so you don’t have to. Don’t forget to send SDU your crazy dating stories by DM’ing us at @SomebodyDateUs or via email at

May 2019

Just Keep Swiping

What is your dating profile really saying about you? The SDU ladies are here to deconstruct your dating profile. Just in case you thought you could get away with lying on your profile, the girls talk all about what people lie about the most, and shocker, they see right through you. In this episode they will also be covering some of the most (and least) swipeable careers for men and women, as well as putting their own dating profiles up to the test as they all critique each others dating profiles. Want the advice of SDU? DM us at @SomebodyDateUs or via email at

Apr 2019

What’s Your Sign?

This episode the ladies of SDU decided to turn to the higher sources for dating advice. If they can’t find love by trusting their gut, maybe there’s some truth in astrology. Turning to their in-house expert, Magic Mike, they dive into their zodiac signs a little deeper to learn what they really mean. And just in case there isn’t any truth to be found in the stars, the girls take a popular personality quiz to see if they can “find themselves” that way. Did it work? Or are they still just as lost as before? Listen to find out and DM us with your stores at @SomebodyDateUs or via email at

Apr 2019

Catching Up > Catching Feelings

It's been awhile since we've had a good ol' fashioned catch-up session. In this episode, the ladies of Somebody Date Us are catching you up on their dating lives. What ever happened to Clive? Is Carley still on a hiatus from dating apps? They’ll also be chatting about Tinder’s April Fools joke that had men enraged, and answering some of your submitted questions that range from smelly genitals, to real love advice (disclaimer: we’re no experts). Have questions for us? Send them to or slide into our DMs at @SomebodyDateUs.

Apr 2019

Three Girls, One George

This week, the girls attribute their singledom to post-vacation blues, getting cock-blocked by a dog, and rogue nipple hairs. They are joined by Toronto native and fellow lonely hearts club member, George, to chat about dating from a straight man's perspective, and some of his biggest romantic fails. You don't want to miss this one! Want to be a guest on Somebody Date Us? Shoot us an email at or slide into our DMs at @SomebodyDateUs.

Apr 2019

S-E-X, S-E-X!

Your favourite co-hosts are back to talk about sex (again). This time we’re talking about the art of self pleasure. Yes, masturbation. Listen in to hear what turns them on (and off). What types of porn they’re into. Their kinks, fantasies, and maybe a few funny memories and stories thrown into the mix, including some from their listeners. Listen now, and share your sex stories (don’t worry, you’ll be kept anonymous) with us at or @SomebodyDateUs.

Mar 2019

The Tales of Dating

It’s no surprise that Asal, Carley and Lauren have endless dating stories that they haven’t spilled the beans on yet. This episode they’re sharing an hour of some of their favourite, cringeworthy, romantic, and of course, hilarious date stories they’ve had throughout their dating history. Like the time Lauren matched with a distant relative, when Asal was courted by a senior citizen, and Carley’s one night drunkin’ romance. Share your dating stories with us at or @SomebodyDateUs.

Mar 2019

What Is Love?

Asal, Carley and Lauren are going down memory lane and diving deep to uncover what and who it was that taught them about love. What were their family dynamics like growing up? Were they delusional children dreaming of their fairytale ending as they watched Disney princesses be swept off their feet? And now, as adults, do they feel the pressure to fall in love? Listen now and share your opinion by emailing or sliding into our DMs @SomebodyDateUs.

Mar 2019

A Penis, A Mom & A Wife Walk Into a Bar

Your hosts are flipping things upside down this week and talking to someone who is actually happily in love. Jenn of This Crazy Thing Called Life joins Somebody Date Us to share her dating adventures that led her to her now fiance, who she met on the OG dating app, Tinder (yes, it’s possible). Jenn gives us all a little bit of hope that endless swiping, and bad dates can lead to a happily ever after. Do you have a success story to share? DM us at @SomebodyDateUs.

Mar 2019

How to Lose a Girl in One Date

Heading into your date hoping that there won’t be a second? Probably not. However, if you’re not up to snuff with the do’s and don’ts of dating you may never make it beyond that initial first date. Who should text first? Should you be picking up the tab? What topics are off limits? When does the first kiss need to happen? Your hosts are talking about this and more in this week’s episode on dating etiquette. Share your dating pet peeves at or @SomebodyDateUs.