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Somebody Date Us

17
Apr 2019

Catching Up > Catching Feelings

It's been awhile since we've had a good ol' fashioned catch-up session. In this episode, the ladies of Somebody Date Us are catching you up on their dating lives. What ever happened to Clive? Is Carley still on a hiatus from dating apps? They’ll also be chatting about Tinder’s April Fools joke that had men enraged, and answering some of your submitted questions that range from smelly genitals, to real love advice (disclaimer: we’re no experts). Have questions for us? Send them to somebodydateus@gmail.com or slide into our DMs at @SomebodyDateUs.

10
Apr 2019

Three Girls, One George

This week, the girls attribute their singledom to post-vacation blues, getting cock-blocked by a dog, and rogue nipple hairs. They are joined by Toronto native and fellow lonely hearts club member, George, to chat about dating from a straight man's perspective, and some of his biggest romantic fails. You don't want to miss this one! Want to be a guest on Somebody Date Us? Shoot us an email at somebodydateus@gmail.com or slide into our DMs at @SomebodyDateUs.

3
Apr 2019

S-E-X, S-E-X!

Your favourite co-hosts are back to talk about sex (again). This time we’re talking about the art of self pleasure. Yes, masturbation. Listen in to hear what turns them on (and off). What types of porn they’re into. Their kinks, fantasies, and maybe a few funny memories and stories thrown into the mix, including some from their listeners. Listen now, and share your sex stories (don’t worry, you’ll be kept anonymous) with us at somebodydateus@gmail.com or @SomebodyDateUs.

27
Mar 2019

The Tales of Dating

It’s no surprise that Asal, Carley and Lauren have endless dating stories that they haven’t spilled the beans on yet. This episode they’re sharing an hour of some of their favourite, cringeworthy, romantic, and of course, hilarious date stories they’ve had throughout their dating history. Like the time Lauren matched with a distant relative, when Asal was courted by a senior citizen, and Carley’s one night drunkin’ romance. Share your dating stories with us at somebodydateus@gmail.com or @SomebodyDateUs.

20
Mar 2019

What Is Love?

Asal, Carley and Lauren are going down memory lane and diving deep to uncover what and who it was that taught them about love. What were their family dynamics like growing up? Were they delusional children dreaming of their fairytale ending as they watched Disney princesses be swept off their feet? And now, as adults, do they feel the pressure to fall in love? Listen now and share your opinion by emailing somebodydateus@gmail.com or sliding into our DMs @SomebodyDateUs.

13
Mar 2019

A Penis, A Mom & A Wife Walk Into a Bar

Your hosts are flipping things upside down this week and talking to someone who is actually happily in love. Jenn of This Crazy Thing Called Life joins Somebody Date Us to share her dating adventures that led her to her now fiance, who she met on the OG dating app, Tinder (yes, it’s possible). Jenn gives us all a little bit of hope that endless swiping, and bad dates can lead to a happily ever after. Do you have a success story to share? DM us at @SomebodyDateUs.

6
Mar 2019

How to Lose a Girl in One Date

Heading into your date hoping that there won’t be a second? Probably not. However, if you’re not up to snuff with the do’s and don’ts of dating you may never make it beyond that initial first date. Who should text first? Should you be picking up the tab? What topics are off limits? When does the first kiss need to happen? Your hosts are talking about this and more in this week’s episode on dating etiquette. Share your dating pet peeves at somebodydateus@gmail.com or @SomebodyDateUs.

27
Feb 2019

The Hangover Edition

The girls may have partied a little too hard the night before this episode. Sorry not sorry for the extreme hangover as they catch you up on what’s been going on in their lives. From dates they’ve been on, crazy conversations they’ve had, Carley’s dating hiatus, some *interesting* dating trends and apps they’ve discovered, and they’ll answer some of your most frequently asked questions. Share your questions with Somebody Date Us on social media at @SomebodyDateUs or by email at somebodydateus@gmail.com.

20
Feb 2019

35 Dates By 35 Featuring Charlotte

This week the hosts sit down with their friend Charlotte to talk about her personal challenge to go on 35 dates in the months leading up to her 35th birthday, some of her crazy dating stories (seriously, they'll shock you), and great advice that you need to keep in your back pocket! Share your personal dating stories with Somebody Date Us on social media @SomebodyDateUs or email somebodydateus@gmail.com.

13
Feb 2019

We F*ckin’ Love Ourselves

You can’t love someone else until you love yourself. I mean, that’s what all those “experts” say right? The girls may not have any qualification to give you advice, but they’re going to anyway. This episode the girls are catching up on how their 2019 resolutions are going, what they think of Valentine’s Day plans are, and how they’re loving the f*ck out of themselves. Follow Somebody Date Us on social media at @SomebodyDateUs or shoot an email to somebodydateus@gmail.com